I was flicking some channels and all of a sudden there's Alan Rickman. There's ALAN RICKMAN AND NORMAN FUCKING REEDUS in a shitty movie about a love that comes in three. I tuned in too late to know what was going on exactly, but I really couldn't care...
THEY KISS!!!!!!! NORMAN 'HELL I'M SO SEXY I COULD EVEN SEDUCE THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF' AND TEH MAN WITH THE VELVET TONGUE, THEY KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Norman was looking soooo fine in the final scene, when his hair was all slicked to one side and he looked all girly and hott...
(a hooded person steps up)
('No, it can't be Norman...can it? PLEASE LET IT BE NORMAN!!')
Norman: 'Sorry I've left you waiting'
Alan: 'Being with you is all I ever wanted.'